Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Make It A Rusty Needle

John Allen Muhammad will die tonight at 2100 hrs from lethal injection. The USSC has denied his appeal and Tim Kaine, the Governor of Virginia, has refused to set aside the death sentence. It will be SRO in the witness room as so many of the next of kin have requested to be present.

Muhammad and his accomplice, Lee Boyd Malvo, are also suspects in fatal shootings in Alabama, Arizona, Louisiana and Washington.

If you remember, there was some controversy as to where Muhammad would be prosecuted - either in Virginia or Maryland. Virginia won the honors when they promised to simultaneously administer the needle o' doom with an unmedicated colonoscopy to see if Mohammad's asshole slams shut when he mets Jesus.


Subvet said...

I'd love to buy whoever jabs him with the needle a beer and give thanks for his service to this country.

sig94 said...

Mr. Huhammad left this world at 2111 hrs last night. I wouldn't want to be in his shoes right now.