Wednesday, April 28, 2010

They Have Lost Their Friggin' Minds

New York State is trying to surpass Californicator as the State With Its Head Buried Furthest Up Its Ass. This is unbelievable.

Proposal: All New Yorkers Become Organ Donors

Assemblyman Brodsky Introduces Bill That Would Give State The Right To Decide If You Are To Give The

Gift Of Life If Passed In Albany, Law Would Be First Of Its Kind In The United States

NEW YORK (CBS) ― Many patients in need of an organ transplant but stuck on a waiting list are taking a more direct approach, and turning to the Internet, to make personal appeals to the donors they desperately need.

Organ donation has become a vital way to save lives around the world, but a vast shortage of donors continues to mean people are losing their lives while on waiting lists. But there is a unique proposal that could change all that. New York State Assemblyman Richard Brodsky nearly lost his daughter, Willie, at 4 years old when she needed a kidney transplant, and again 10 years later when her second kidney failed. "We have 10,000 New Yorkers on the list today waiting for organs. We import half the organs we transplant. It is an unacceptable failed system," Brodsky said.

I got a recommendation for an organ donation for you pal. With a hemorrhoid the size of New Jersey, I need a new asshole and I want your brains to provide the foundation for a butt transplant. You sure as hell ain't using them.

Fail this, you jerk...

It ain't bad enough that the State swoops in like a flock of hungry ghouls when you croak so they can dig their claws into the inheritance you worked so hard to pass on to your kids; now they want to snatch your still wriggling corpse from the presence of sobbing loved ones and rip all kinds of warm shit out of it so they can stuff it inside their relatives- prolong their lives while they hide them on some no-show job on the State payroll.

Assholes! If they pass this I will demand to get a law passed that legalizes assisted suicide.
I wanna go with an assist from five pounds of dynamite.
Go ahead - scrape my warm shit off a bridge and stuff it in little Stephanie!

Monday, April 19, 2010

True Dat

This is an actual recording made in Australia.
It certainly should be used here.
Perhaps even a tattoo forcibly scrawled on the foreheads of many parents.

I do not credit this school district for the spelling and grammatical errors in the slide show.
Probably a well-intentioned American.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Time For A Break

The older I get, the less tolerance I have for fools and jackasses.

I have had it with the idiots running this great country of ours. What started out as an unparalleled experiment in human freedom 200 some odd years ago is turning into lazy-assed pinata built by pandering thieves who would trade our freedoms for their political security. Our leaders have for the most part abandoned us and pursue economic and social folly. A pox on them!

I get a dose of this everyday at work, from the newspapers and from the web. Everywhere I look I see the results of selfishness, ignorance, stupidity, lack of respect/lack of regard for God and our fellow man.

I can only take so much outrage before I gotta back off.

So I am taking leave for a while until I can regain some semblance of equanimity, some perspective of why God is allowing this to happen. I can't just turn into another perpetually pissed off curmudgeon who contributes nothing but spleen to the conversation.

I know where I will eventually end up. In Psalm 73 where I always find balance.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Amazing Holes

These holes are not only amazing, but some, especially the last one, are really terrifying! The sheer scale of these reminds you of just how tiny we are and how much damage these holes represent...
Kimberley Big Hole - South Africa
Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed.

Glory Hole - Monticello Dam, California
A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir. It is the largest spillway of this type in the world. It consumes 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.
Great Blue Hole, Belize
This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize ... There are numerous blue holes around the world, but none as stunning as this one.
Sinkhole in Guatemala
These photos are of a sinkhole that occurred early this year in Guatemala . The hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.

RAT HOLE in Washington D.C.
It is capable of swallowing trillions and trillions of U.S. Dollars - annually!
The money that falls into this hole is never heard from again!
It is reputed to be filled with at least 535 ass 'holes'.
H/T to Jim Paliotta

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Stupid, Pandering Son Of A Bitch

There are no other words to describe democrat Congressjerk Phil Hare. In his own words he will do what he wants to do and piss on the United States Constitution.

Rep. Hare is using an example of someone having to take their child to the hospital and pay $15,000 and because they are uninsured, not able to pay the bill. The some man asks:

Man: "Where in the Constitution..."

Rep. Hare: "I don't worry about the Constitution on this to be honest..."

Man: "Jackpot, brother."

Rep. Hare: "I care more about the people that are dying every day that don't have health insurance."

Man: "You care more about that than the Constitution you swore to

Rep. Hare: "I believe it says we have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

We certainly do asshole, but I don't have to pay to make you or anyone else happy! And I hope you're happy in your new occupation, whatever that is, after November.