Friday, December 18, 2009

Future Democratic Senator From Massachusetts

In the wee hours of the morning, a four year old Tennessee boy runs away from home, steals beer from a neighbor's cooler, breaks into another neighbor's house and steals five Christmas presents, one of which is a little girl's dress.

When the police are called, the kid is drinking the beer and wearing the dress.

Ted Kennedy's replacement is in training.
He'll fit right in at Harvard.


Fredd said...

I'm surprised that the future senator didn't form the presents into a cross, then he'd REALLY be in trouble with those Massachusetts cops.

sig94 said...

Fredd - It's a matter of priority. Beer first, then dress. Or maybe dress first, then beer?

Subvet said...

He's got a long way to go in replacing Kennedy. To properly do that he should have been passed out in the bed with the little girl.

sig94 said...

Sub - Or his cousin beating the little girl to death with a nine iron.