US Navy Honors Our Presidents

The newest addition to our nations fleet of nuclear powered aircraft carriers is also a tribute to one of our nation's great Presidents, the USS Ronald Reagan. In the background in the USS Arizona Memorial. See how she dwarfs the Memorial.

The USS Reagan is a beautiful, purposeful and powerful expression of American military might.

Her top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling. Her capabilities are as awesome as her appearance:

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years

2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft

3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet

Specifications:

1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline

2. 1,092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall

3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres

4. Driven by 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, each weighing 66,200 pounds

5. Steered by 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons apiece

6. Has 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet in area

7. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel

8. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days

9. For her crew - 18,150 meals served daily

10. Salt water distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water daily, enough fresh water to serve 2,000 homes

11. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring as well as 1,400 telephones

Next is the USS William Jefferson Clinton.

The USS Clinton is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton for his foresight in military budget cuts and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) Office of President.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum beer cans and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms or any type of weapon allowed on board. This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs. An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict or whenever threatened, the USS William Jefferson Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada.

And last but not least....

The USS Barack Hussein Obama

The specifications for this craft are as vague as the President's past and the performance of this craft is as unstable as his economic policies.

Like the President it represents, this craft
1. Cannot not pass inspection
2. Is crewed by incompetents and communists
3. Cannot operate in European waters
4. Defends itself by "area denying" defecation and denial
5. When defeated in the simplest of exercises, the USS Obama blames other US Navy vessels for its failures and hightails it back to base.

H/T to my cop buddy Al.

Extreme Makeover Somali Style

Somali pirates are threatening to kill 25 Chinese sailors if any attempt is made to rescue them.

Beijing - Chinese officials are being tight-lipped when it comes to explaining what exactly they mean when they say Beijing will make an "all out effort" to rescue a Chinese cargo ship seized by Somali pirates on Monday.

But if it means they will take military action to rescue the crew, it would be the furthest projection of force from China for its navy in modern history.

Three Chinese military vessels are part of the international anti-piracy taskforce, but they are currently patrolling the Gulf of Aden, almost 1,000 miles from the spot where pirates seized the coal-carrying De Xin Hai and her 25 Chinese crew members.

[...]The pirates warned Beijing Tuesday not to try a rescue. "We tell China not to endanger the lives of their people with any rescue operation," an associate of the hostage takers who called himself Hassan told Reuters news agency by phone Tuesday. "If they try that we will execute the whole crew," he added.

The Chinese need to Tienanmen Square these pirate assholes. Jump on them like a panda with an overactive pituitary on a cream cheese egg roll. Moo Goo them until they're nothing but Somali Foo Young.

Why in the world are civilized nations allowing these vermin to terrorize international shipping lanes?

We should have never mothballed our Iowa-class battleships. There's nothing like 58,000 tons of pissed off steel and 1,500 swabbies standing 25 miles off your coast pounding you to dust. In Somali's case, we'd be pounding their rubble into dust.

The whole freaking country is nothing but a hell hole waiting for Extreme Makeover to visit so they can be upgraded to a shit hole.

Irena Sendler

Cookie threw this up at his place and I wholeheartedly agree that this amazing woman was a much more worthy recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize than the disgusting choices the selection committee has made in the past few years.

There recently was a death of a 98 year-old lady named Irena. During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewerspecialist. She had an 'ulterior motive' ... She KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews, (being German).

Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried and she carried in the back of her truck a burlap sack (for larger kids). She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.. During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants.

She was caught, and the Nazi's broke both her legs, arms, tortured and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it and reunited the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize ... She was not selected.

Al Gore won, for his inaccurate slide show on Global Warming and this year the Nobel Peace Prize went to Barack Hussein Obama who, as we all know, has accomplished little or NOTHING.

Let us never forget!

63 years later, In MEMORIAM - Irena Sendler 2/15/1910- 5/12/2009

Go to Snopes and read the LA Times obit for this amazing woman. It gives more information on her amazing life, the perils she faced from the Nazis and God's miraculous provision for her safety.

The Most High God did not provide for her comfort - He protected her and assured her safety.

America would be well served to understand the difference.

What To Watch

I was looking through our DVD's tonight wondering what I will throw up on the TV. I reached for the LTR trilogy when I realized that I can't bear to see it again. I have had enough of that whiny faggot Frodo. I want the Orcs to have their way with him.

Instead, I will watch Godzilla kick the ever-lovin' crap out of NYC and wash it down with home baked apple pie and slow churned pumpkin ice cream.

What Else Is New

Surprise, surprise. The White House controls the media.

TEL AVIV – President Obama's presidential campaign focused on "making" the news media cover certain issues while rarely communicating anything to the press unless it was "controlled," White House Communications Director Anita Dunn disclosed to the Dominican government at a videotaped conference.

"Very rarely did we communicate through the press anything that we didn't absolutely control," said Dunn.

"One of the reasons we did so many of the David Plouffe videos was not just for our supporters, but also because it was a way for us to get our message out without having to actually talk to reporters," said Dunn, referring to Plouffe, who was Obama's chief campaign manager.

What gets me is that they are so cock sure of themselves, so brazen and arrogant in their confidence that they will never be criticized for their actions. The lap dog media has been spayed, neutered and defanged. No balls or claws; just a whiny, useless mutt that pisses all over the carpet if you look at it funny.

Fox is the only station that won't stand down. Except for Beck, they ain't really snarling yet but I'll give them credit. They are professionals and actually have some sense of what a journalist is supposed to do.

Obongo and his puppet masters can't handle that. No criticism or complaint allowed on this here plantation, no sir. As we are marched off to the camps and ovens those sons of bitches want us to sing and dance about it.

End Of The Dinosaurs

H/T to my cop buddy Al.

Trick Or Treat

This is really bizarre. From the LA Times:

A 75-year-old dead man sat decomposing on his Marina del Rey balcony for days because neighbors thought the body was part of a Halloween display and didn’t call police.

Mostafa Mahmoud Zayed had apparently been dead since Monday with a single gunshot wound to one eye. He was slumped over a chair on the third-floor balcony of his apartment on Bora Bora Way, said cameraman Austin Raishbrook, who owns RMG News and was on scene Thursday when authorities found the body.

The poor guy caught it in the eye. Sitting on his balcony all by his lonesome and POW.
No one to miss him?
No one to check on a 75 year old man in four days? Very sad, very sad.
They must have smelled him from the street finally.

Ya Shoulda Paid The Man, Dave

According to the National Enquirer, Dave Letterman has been hit with a $300 million divorce suit by his wife, Regina.

Three Hundred Large.
Ya shoulda paid the guy, Dave.
Fork over two mill now or 150 times that later.
Plus perhaps some kinky, quirky love games might have remained secret.

The ENQUIRER was told the kinky late-night host maintained a fully equipped love nest, likes to play "dress up" - and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader.

Gee, mebbe Dave also had dreams of owning a NFL team, heh?

Dave, Dave
He's our man!
If Dave can do it,
Anyone can!

The National Enquirer isn't my journal of record, but they did get the scoop on John Edwards' love child.
I can't ascertain how true this account is, but I'll apply the Dan Rather Standard of Journalistic Integrity: it is so good that it has to be true, no?

Or as McNorman opines:

Dear Dave,

UR SO SCREWED.

Sarah Palin BF


ROTHLMAO!

Glenn Beck Shows That The Joker Is In The House

The White House that is.

If you recollect, Heath Ledger's Joker in "The Dark Knight" had a rather disturbing habit of constantly licking his lips. View the short clip below.


Today on Glenn Beck's show, I viewed a video of Anita Dunn, the White House communications director, give public testimony on how her two favorite philosophers are Chairman Mao Zedong and Mother Theresa. That's right, Mao, the murderer of tens of millions of Chinese. This is the type of people that Obongo surrounds himself with.

Anyway, Beck showed the video of Dunn and almost immediately I observed that she licked her lips exactly like Heath Ledger in his portrayal of The Joker. She was sliding that thing in and out like a parched lizard. I'll try to get a copy of that video or link to it if Beck makes it available. The similarity is quite striking.

UPDATE - Here is the Glenn Beck video clip. Dunn is talking to high school seniors about her good buddy Chairman Mao and how he inspires her. Watch her tongue ...

Fan Mail From Some Flounder

Yesterday some guy named The Shadow left a messy dropping on one of my older posts from last January regarding the outbreak of bubonic plague at a terrorist camp. I described the plague and a little of its history and how it is spread. At the very end, in the very last sentence, I concluded: The Black Death:God's Biological Thermobaric Bomb delivered by the flea, God's F-16.

Here is the response:

The Shadow said... This post is offensive and absurd beyond limit.

Offensive? Soooooo, terrorists training to attack unassuming civilians and you're down with that? What's really ripping your ass is that I attributed the unpleasant deaths of these scum to God, as a form of His retribution against murderous cowards.

God wouldn't need weapons. Not only because God has other means, but also because God is forgiving, even to muslim extremist.

So what's the difference? What other means? If they all died from a STD or from mishandling explosive ordnance or from a meteor or excessive auto eroticism or eaten by a resurrected T. Rex what is the difference? They are dead and good riddance. God forgives those who ask forgiveness, seek His grace and turn away from their evil acts. The Shadow does not understand the simple mechanics of repentance. If you seek forgiveness, you are at a minimum expected to STOP KILLING INNOCENTS.

The difference is, those people are trying to keep their culture, language, religion and way of life, whilst you people are trying to convert the whole globe to your liking.

I don't know what religion you subscribe to, but you are constructing a very fragile argument. Muslim countries do keep their culture, language and religion intact. If there is any movement for change in the countries they control it is because we are no longer in the 7th century.

Many Muslims only grudgingly allow Christians to co-exist. In Pakistan, Muslims kill Christians and have destroyed many of their churches. In Saudi Arabia, Christianity is for all intent and purposes outlawed. In Egypt, they make things difficult for Christians, new Christian churches are not allowed to be constructed.

People in Muslim countries are murdered for converting to Christianity. Muslims are certainly defending their religion and their culture (it is very difficult to separate them) by murdering their own people. But apparently that's okay with you as long as they are also murdering people in non-Muslim countries and saying that it is in self defense.

Islam is weak. It reacts in homicidal fashion to any perceived threat whether it exists or not. The real difference is that Islam is a faith founded by a madman and spread by the sword.

I think muslims are better than you, pseudo-christians. That's because they are willing to die for their beliefs, whilst you are willing to kill for your beliefs.

It's almost as if you slapped this whole irrational comment together so you could tack on the last sentence, itself a meaningless exercise in linguistic double talk bull shit. These terrorists were in training to kill innocent people. They are hiding out in protected camps because what they are doing is deemed illegal in most countries of the world.

Sure, these terrorists are willing to die after they strap on twenty pounds of high explosives and wander into a bus station. Better yet,they are willing to die if an Israeli missile can find them hiding behind a residential structure while they are firing rockets or mortar rounds at an Israeli elementary school.

I am willing to do almost anything, including the taking of life, to protect my family and my community. I am not filled with joy at the prospect of doing so. That is the difference.

What Is It? Huh?

What is with these insane commie bastards and their personality cult/worship of political figures?

In the old USSR you couldn't turn around without tripping over a statue of Lenin or Stalin. Hell, they stuffed Lenin like a maggot filled manicotti and put his slowly rotting carcass in a frozen food display at the Lenin Mausoleum and Convenience Store.

Since then, millions of starving Rooskies have waited in yet another line so they can imagine how good Lenin would look covered with horseradish on a bed of tomatos and lettuce. For more balanced nutrition they'd imagine celery stalks sprouting from his ass.

In the Glorious People's Republic of China, the Ministry of Crappy Billboard Poster Graffiti Art has pasted slightly over eleventy hundred trillion portraits of Chairman Mao on every vertical surface in the nation. There are Chairman Mao recipes, Chairman Mao bicycles, Chairman Mao designer accessories and Chairman Mao garden gnomes.

We are now seeing the same rabid infestation here in America. Ever since Obongo imposed himself on our political landscape, we have been subjected to an ever increasing array of nauseating Obongo poster art, promotional items (thinking about getting some for target practice) and masturbation accoutrements (no linky love here - that is really disturbing).

I credit this marketing frenzy to the the less than ideal mental acuity of Obongo's supporters. As they are driven by emotion they are incapable of objective discernment, therefore they are victimized on many levels by shameless politicians and businessmen.

But I don't recall ever seeing someone else's face imprinted on the blue field of the American flag like this. Quite frankly, it is disturbingly reminiscent of the aforementioned countries where the beliefs of a few were murderously imposed upon millions.

No it is not against the law to do this. It should be, but it isn't. The flag code is not enforceable. It is just another ill advised attempt by a businessman to make a buck off some idiot who thinks Obongo is the answer to his prayers.

My Nomination For The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize

While grazing through Lucianne's I was apprised of the singlemost delicious, nutritious concoction on the face of the earth. Or for that matter, in its stomach.

The bacon cheese burger on a donut, or as I prefer to call it, the Police Quarter Pounder.

From ABC News:

[...] No, this isn't something out of "The Simpsons" or a reality TV show challenge. At just four inches in diameter, this little sandwich packs 1,500 calories. Meet the Craz-E Burger.

It's the latest bite of fair food to get attention this fall. It could be mistaken for your typical bacon cheeseburger from afar, but a closer look reveals the glaze of a fried Krispy Kreme donut.

This is a fast food junkies's dream. Believed to be invented by a bar owner in Decatur, Ga., who substituted a donut after running out of hamburger buns, he called it the Luther Burger, after Luther Vandross.

No matter the cost, we must identify the originator of this perfect confection for I am going to nominate him for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize for his contribution to law enforcement nutrition.

So, if you're at a State Fair in the near future, be sure to pound down a Police Quarter Pounder or two.

MMMM MMMM MMMM!

"The Nobel Peace Prize" By Marvel Comics

He was President for less than two weeks when nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
This isn't a joke, it's a cartoon, but it does not discredit Obongo. He does that all on his lonesome.

No. It discredits the Nobel committee who selected him. We have known for quite some time that the selection process was very political and therefore profoundly flawed.
This removes all doubt even from the most skeptical minds.

Birds Of A Feather

Ever since Whoopie "Rape Rape" Goldberg cried Havoc and let slip the dogs of Stupid I have been thinking, maybe this isn't all a Bad Thing™.

People are coming out of the woodwork to announce their support for Polanski. IMHO everyone of them should be investigated for having sex with children. Case in point:

President Sarkozy’s new Culture Minister, Frédéric Mitterrand, was struggling to save his name and possibly his job last night amid a storm over his past accounts of paying “boys” for sex.

The nephew of the late President Mitterrand, who is openly gay, was thrown on the defensive after opposition politicians homed in on a memoir in which he described his delight in visiting brothels in Bangkok.

“I got into the habit of paying for boys ... The profusion of young, very attractive and immediately available boys put me in a state of desire that I no longer needed to restrain or hide,” he wrote.

The autobiography, La mauvaise vie (The Bad Life), was a critically acclaimed [emphasis mine ~sig94] bestseller in 2005 and Mr Mitterrand, 62, a popular television presenter, was praised for his honesty. It rebounded on him this week after he leapt to the defence of Roman Polanski, the filmmaker, who was arrested in Switzerland for extradition to face a Los Angeles court for having sex with a girl aged 13.

Uh huh. Critically acclaimed.
By literary critics.
Lock them child molesting sons of bitches up.
Start with that idiot Mitterrand.

They Just Are That Into You

Seems like the lying sons of bitches in Congress just can't help themselves. They are addicted to ACORN porn.

From the Washington Times:

Nearly $1 million in Homeland Security funding typically earmarked for fire departments has been awarded to ACORN, despite a clear signal from Congress that it intends to cut off federal funding to the embattled group.

The grant to ACORN's Louisiana office became public on Oct. 2, less than three weeks after the House and Senate voted to cut off ACORN funding after employees were caught on video advising a fake prostitute and pimp on scams.

It only reinforces my belief that ACORN services Congress with bribes, campaign contributions, drugs, whores, boys, girls and anything else that these lying bastards want.

It was one of only three such grants issued to the state and made up almost 80 percent of the firefighting money earmarked for Louisiana, prompting one of the U.S. senators from the state to demand that the funds be taken back.

"I request that you rescind this grant based on a history of abuse of federal dollars by ACORN and their clear lack of expertise in this area," said Sen. David Vitter, Louisiana Republican.

It just makes sense that corrupt politicians are in bed with ACORN; that the ACORN chief organizer, Bertha Lewis, feels free to display her hubris so openly for all to see. She knows that a significant number of high powered pols are dependant upon her keeping her mouth shut.

I do not trust Senator Vitter as he made his presence known by his absence when the Senate voted to deny funding to ACORN several weeks ago. A missed flight was the reason given for his absence.

Pray for the State of Louisiana; pray for Gov. Bobby Jindal and State Attorney General Buddy Caldwell to uncover the festering rats nest that is ACORN. It doesn't seem that anyone else in Louisiana will.

Congratulations Rio

After all is said and done, I wish Brazil and the people of Rio de Janeiro much luck in their hosting of the 2016 Olympic games. I pray you will avoid the snares and pitfalls that other cities have experienced and that the corrupt politicians of Chicago would have embraced.

Bow Before Obongo

I saw this over to cmblake6's site yesterday and I was floored, stunned when I saw this video.

Spend a minute watching this clip and learn what it means to pray to a clay idol as ancient pagans did.



These simple minded yobs have lost all contact with reality. They have elevated a simple man, albeit charming, well-groomed, incompetent and truth-challenged, to the status of a god. This is idolatry reiminescent of the priests of Baal in 1 Kings chapter 18.

Go ahead and pray to him fools.

Fly The Friendly Skies

I have flown more in the past year (St. Louis a year ago and San Jose last July) than in the previous thirty years. But I think I would seriously consider taking the train if I ever had a flight like this:

Two pilots have been grounded after they allegedly left their cockpit mid-flight to trade punches with crew members in front of stunned passengers.

Severe turbulence broke out on the Air India flight after an air hostess accused the men of sexual harassment.

The 120 passengers watched as the pair left the jet controls to brawl in the aisle with the crew, the Times Of India reported.

As the row escalated the pilots threatened to divert the jet to Pakistan.

I submit the following with apology to Rudyard Kipling:

Tho' the stewardess is pretty,
And the crew done squeezed her titty,
Keep your damn hands on the control stick, Gunga Din!

Thank You Sir May I Have Another

Fox News reports that an Alabama judge is being prosecuted for charges of sodomy, kidnapping, sex abuse, extortion, assault and ethics violations. The trial starts this week in Montgomery. The judge

Herman Thomas had an enviable political record as a black Democrat elected and re-elected in a county overwhelmingly white and increasingly Republican. The respected circuit judge once was the Democratic Party's choice to be the first black federal judge in south Alabama.

Apparently, Hizzoner first started spanking inmates as long ago as 1999 under the pretense of "mentoring" them. He has since graduated to mentoring sessions involving more intimate approaches to behavior modification.

Thomas stepped down from the bench in 2007 after the allegations of paddling surfaced and just ahead of a judicial ethics trial that could have forced him out of office. He was indicted on the more-serious charges this past spring by a Mobile County grand jury. If convicted of the most serious charges — sodomy and kidnapping — he faces from 20 years to life in prison. The oldest incident in the charges dates to 1999, his first year as a circuit judge.

The first public claim against Thomas surfaced in lawsuits filed by an inmate in 2001 in Mobile circuit court and in federal court that claimed the judge offered to help him with his case in return for sex. Both lawsuits were dismissed, and Thomas' reputation remained unblemished.

I imagine he will argue that this was merely an innovative form of plea bargaining.

Buy The Cookies, Please

Letterman Video Confession Yanked

The nine minute Youtube video clip of David Letterman sharing his extortion experience and his penchant for sleeping with his female employees has been yanked for copyright infringement.



But there are tons of Letterman videos still on Youtube. One of the more fascinating ones is the one where the hypocrital Letterman responds to Gov. Palin's complaint about his tasteless jokes targeting her daughter. I refuse to link to it.


Obviously CBS is concerned about Letterman's image (he is after all a "property") and is reluctant to expose their property to further scrutiny. His is a hypocritical piece of shit and if this happened twenty years ago he wold have been yanked from the air so fast that this feet would have flown out between that gap in his teeth.

I do not know whether or not a campaign to boycott his sponsors has begun, but isn;t it interesting that people were screaming that the sponsors of the Glenn Beck program on FNC should pull their ads from his time slot? It appears that what you SAY to the liberals is more offensive than what you DO.

Not that many people read this blog but anyone who believes that Letterman should not be allowed to show his face on public (CBS airs their program over regulated frequencies) should contact his sponsors. This is a list that I garnered from thenewagenda.net that was posted last June:
Aveeno (owned by Johnson & Johnson)
Canon
Charmin (owned by Proctor & Gamble)
Citibank
Downy (also owned by P&G)
Hellman’s
Lexus (owned by Toyota)
Nissan
Rogaine
Ambien CR (from Sanofi Aventis)
bing.com (owned by Microsoft)
Centrum (owned by Wyeth)
Chase
Ford
Hotels.com
Listerine (like Aveno, above, owned by J&J)
Mazda
Old Navy (owned by Gap)
Samsung
T-Mobile

MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMM

The amazing oratory skills, unparalleled diplomatic prowess and magic persona of Barack Hussein Obongo and his lovely 1st Sasquatch have rescued the citizens of Chicago ...

from the crushing debt that would have been incurred had the 2016 Olympic games landed in their laps. It is just amazing that they failed in their bid as Michelle finally shaved her back in preparation for their IOC presentation.

Unfortunatlely Obongo's pals will now have to scramble about seeking other venues to satisfy their need for graft, corruption and bribes.

Top 10 Reasons To Believe Dave Letterman Wants To Have Sex With You

#10. Richard Simmons shows up at your home and hands you a business thong to wear to your job interview with Dave Letterman.
#9. During his monologue, Dave Letterman cornholes Paul Shaffer while screaming your name, phone number and address.
#8. During your interview for a CBS Late Show internship, Dave Letterman throws his pants instead of a pencil through the fake window.
#7. During your interview for a CBS Late Show internship, Dave Letterman introduces you to President Clinton as "My New Zipper Blotter".
#6. Dave Letterman sends his mother to your house with a fresh-baked apple pie and a picture of his wife.
#5. During your job interview, Dave Letterman says he wants to knock you up by screwing you on top of third base during a Yankees game .
#4. During your job interview, Dave Letterman says he wants to knock you up by screwing you during a Yankees game on top of Alex Rodriguez.
#3. The name of the company at the top of your pay check changes from "World Wide Pants, Inc." to "Guess What I Have In My Pants For You, Inc."
#2. In his "CBS Mail Bag" spot, Dave Letterman opens your mail and reads his letter threatening to fire you if you don't have sex with him.
#1. In his "Stupid Pet/Human Tricks" spot, Dave Letterman wears a leash and dry humps your leg.


Let's be clear, I do not use Dave Letterman or any other person (celebrity or otherwise) as my moral compass. I have more than enough to do dealing with my own shortfallings and moral lapses. But Letterman makes a living out of exposing and mocking other people's failures in judgement (except liberal democrats of course) and after viewing his late night confession, he doesn't consider having sex with his employees a big deal.
He calls having sex with his employees "creepy" but I don't believe he is all that ashamed by his exploitive acts.

Judge for yourself.
(The footage is no longer available. CBS has yanked Letterman's video for copyright reasons)

He has crossed another line here. Just like his salacious and nasty remarks about Sarah Pallin and her 14 year old daughter, sleeping with people who are dependant upon you for their livelihood and then making jokes about it is beyond the pale.

What is creepy about this video is the jaded, coarse reaction of his audience. What he is talking about is not funny. There is something wrong with him and his audience. When we wonder what is wrong with America, look no further than Dave Letterman and his audience.

Guess Who Pays For All This Change?

A new report finds that:

In 2009, roughly 47% of households, or 71 million, will not owe any federal income tax, according to estimates by the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center.

Some in that group will even get additional money from the government because they qualify for refundable tax breaks.s

The ranks of those whose major federal tax burdens net out at zero -- or less -- is on the rise. The center's original 2009 estimate was 38%. That was before enactment in February of the $787 billion economic recovery package, which included a host of new or expanded tax breaks.

Questions

Would some reporter please grab Whoopi Goldberg and ask her just what the hell "rape rape" is? I'd prefer it if you'd grab her by the throat when you do this. Any reporter, anywhere.

Is it like murder murder or robbery robbery or yo yo? Why do all these liberals want him to skate on this?

He gave a 13 year old a alcoholic beverage, Quaaludes and then stuffed himself into every hole she possessed while she struggled to get him off her. In NYS that's Rape 1st degree and Sodomy 1st degree - both Class B Violent Felony offenses each punishable by up to nine years in prison. Then throw on Criminal Sexual Act 1st Degree - another Class B Felony and a whole host of Class A Misdemeanors. That's a max 27 years in state prison.

This is not a minor thing and for so called Hollywood celebs to treat it as such is beyond belief. The only thing I can come up with is that Goldberg gave it up at 12 for a lot less than a trip to a jacuzzi and a few tastes of champagne. So to her it's no big deal - no "rape rape."

Idiot.

COMBAT!

I was shopping at Sam's Club yesterday and ran down the video aisle looking for a bargain. I spotted a set of DVD's for the first season of COMBAT!, a WWII television drama that ran for five seasons, 1962 to 1967. It was the last set on the shelf and I grabbed it.

COMBAT! chronicles the activities of a squad of GI's that land in Normany on D-Day and fight their way across France and Germany. As the series was filmed in B&W, the producers had no problem using actual WWII footage to give the series a more authentic atmosphere. This series made the actor Vic Morrow famous.

I gotta admit, this was one of my favorite TV show when I was a kid and I was thrilled to hear the theme song again for the first time in over forty years. It was a blast recognizing other bit actors in the first scenes that I recognized from later movies; Tom Skerrit had such a minor role that he never even got his name in the credits.

Good grief these guys were so young... and as WWII had only been over for eighteen years when the series began, many of the older actors were most likely WWII vets.

Gunga Dan Gets Dissed-Missed

Dan Rather's seventy million dollar lawsuit against ceeBS has been trashed by the NYS Supreme Court. They wouldn't buy into Rather's premise that the lawsuit was so good that it had to be true. Rather will appeal the decision based on a Word Perfect document faxed to him in 1861.

Health Care Ala Obongo

John Stossel produced a segment on Cnada's healthcare system.
This is what we can expect eventually if Obongo, Pellosi and Reid have their way.

It seems that Canada's public healthcare has gone to the dogs since you gotta be one to get quality health care within a reasonable amount of time,

Slap, Tickle, Hide The Nuclear Pickle

I remember the nuclear attack drills they held when I was in elementary and junior high school. You'd scramble on your hands and knees under your desk, duck and cover your head with your arms (to protect against supersonic shards of flying glass from a nuclear blast - we were only about thirty miles from NYC) and wait for the teacher to tell you to get back in your chair.

I also remember walking up in the middle of the night hearing the fire sirens (used to summon our town's volunteer fire department) and worrying if the sirens were actually announcing a nuclear attack instead of a fire. I would lie in bed dreading the next fifteen minutes - fifteen minutes was all we had if an actual ICBM warhead was on its way. After twenty minutes or so I could try to get back to sleep knowing that I would not be dying from radiation poisoning that night.

Some of my classmates' dad's had installed bomb shelters in their backyards or made some kind of arrangement in their basements. We could walk by huge drums of emergency rations stored in the basements of our schools.

Israeli kids are already more than familiar with that scenario. The 1991 Iraqi War - Operation Desert Storm (aka the Iraqi Turkey Shoot) - introduced Israeli to SCUD ballistic missile bombardment initiated by a sick, sadistic son of a bitch who had no regard for the lives of others. How can you doubt the savagery of a man who tortures and murders his own people by gas and bullet? Whose mercy is gauged by whether or not you are fed headfirst into a chipper?

There is another man just as cruel who has replaced Saddam Hussein - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
He makes the same threats to destroy Israel.
He supports terrorism and is directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of American and British soldiers and Israelis through munitions smuggled into Afghanistan, Iraq and the Gaza Strip.
He is preparing nuclear weapons.
He has been found in contempt of UN resolutions and international law numerous times by exporting munitions, refusing to allow UN inspectors to assess their nuclear weapons program and building uranium enrichment plants.

These actions occur in the nation of Iran and are applauded by Ahmadinejad:

1. Use idle construction cranes to hang homosexuals.
2. Shoot protesters.
3. Kidnap, torture and rape their own citizens who criticize the government.
4. Kidnap and imprison citizens of other nations who criticize the government.

Does this sound just a little familiar?
Have we gone down this path before with another tyrant not even ten years ago?
Why do we allow these sadistic fiends to step foot in this country, UN status notwithstanding?
Why does Obongo ignore this?

The most damning statement regarding Obongo's "alleged" blindness/naivete is that even the French can see what is going on in Iran. Of course the MSM will not allow Teh One to be embarrassed in any shape, matter or form, so the news that French President Sarkozy mocks Obongo on the Irani issue is withheld from the American public. Just a sample of Sarkozy's quotes are here:

“President Obama dreams of a world without weapons … but right in front of us two countries are doing the exact opposite.

“Iran since 2005 has flouted five security council resolutions. North Korea has been defying council resolutions since 1993.

“I support the extended hand of the Americans, but what good has proposals for dialogue brought the international community? More uranium enrichment and declarations by the leaders of Iran to wipe a UN member state off the map,”

Thank God for the Internet and talk radio that allow us to discover the duplicity of our own government in enabling tyrants to impose their will on others. Of course that will have to end if Obongo and his democrats have their way.

This is more of the elitists' attempts to destabilize the country and impose an oligarchy:

a form of government in which all power is vested in a few persons or in a dominant class or clique; government by the few. a form of government in which all power is vested in a few persons or in a dominant class or clique; government by the few...

Obongo has trashed the economy, Wall Street, the banking/finance industry, we have lost 4 million jobs since he came to office but gained 25,000 government employees, there has been an unprecedented upsurge in domestic terrorist plots and now he is turning international security into another disaster. This is textbook communist tactics "Ideological Subversion" - destablize a country so that the people demand security at all cost, at any cost. There are four steps to this:

1. Demoralization.
2. Destabilization.
3. Crisis.
4. Normalization.

We are approaching crisis mode already.

Unemployment is the worst in 60 years, many seniors have lost their life savings, the national media cannot be trusted, Congressional approval rating are nonexistent (demoralization).

The dollar is falling like a brick, we are threatened both internationally and domestically by terrorists , our schools/colleges are hotbeds of socialism, our culture is in the toilet - gays, gangs, greed and the worship of self - (destabilization).

I think Obongo and the dems are moving us right into crisis mode now. If Israel is attacked by a thermonuclear device, all bets are off.

What's Wrong WIth This Picture?

I just saw Ellen Degenerate on a Cover Girl commercial selling cosmetics. WTH? Ain't she supposed to be the pointy end of that spear? What's next? Barney Frank selling butt blush?

Some Things Don't Change

There is a story in Google News that a census worker was found hanged in a Kentucky forest with the word "FED" written on his chest.

The body of Bill Sparkman, a 51-year-old part-time Census field worker and occasional teacher, was found Sept. 12 in a remote patch of the Daniel Boone National Forest in rural southeast Kentucky. The Census has suspended door-to-door interviews in rural Clay County, where the body was found, pending the outcome of the investigation.

Investigators are still trying to determine whether the death was a killing or a suicide, and if a killing, whether the motive was related to his government job or to anti-government sentiment.

Investigators have said little about the case. The law enforcement official, who was not authorized to discuss the case and requested anonymity, said Wednesday the man was found hanging from a tree and the word "fed" was written on the dead man's chest. The official did not say what type of instrument was used to write the word.

We don't know if this is a suicide or a homicide and I pray that this is not a trend with our census workers. The census is mandated under Article I, Section 2, Clause 3 of the US Constitution and no attempt should be made to defeat the execution of this clause.


However there seems to be a historic trend in resisting attempts by the government to gather information about its citizens (we are citizens, not subjects) which I think is very healthy - to a point. Listen to the resignation of a census taker in the very first census taken in 1790.

"Sir: I beg to report that I have been dogbit, goose-pecked, cowkicked, briar-scratched, shot at, and called every 'fowel' that can be tho't of. I have worked 12 days and made $2. I have had enough and I beg to resign my position as a census taker for Crittenden Township."

So wrote Roger Waite to a marshal of census enumerators for the State of Vermont on August 24, 1790 – the year of the first national census of the United States.

The enumerators - as they were called - sometimes took their lives in their hands.

Many had never been enumerated before and were naturally suspicious of strangers coming around asking questions. Others, remembering the biblical reference to the head count for purposes of taxation at the time of the birth of Christ, often displayed a downright unfriendly attitude. Then still other citizens, recalling the plagues that befell the children of Israel following the enumeration made by King David, also refused to cooperate.

So when the enumerators persisted with their questioning, they were often lucky to get by with just a dog bite. In a sparsely settled area in Pennsylvania, there is one instance of an enumerator being killed.

There were various other reasons on the part of the population for the reluctance to answer questions, but in a 1909 publication issued by the U.S. Census Bureau, it is written that the most potent factor was the widespread belief that the census was connected with taxes.

Calm Down - But Remain Vigilant

I subscribe to the Gunbroker.com newsletter and was relieved to read this in todays email:

Urban Legends on Gun Control Bills Continue to SurfaceIt seems urban legends about new gun-control bills are continuing to surface. The latest fallacy to cause concern is a bill, "SB 2099," that would allegedly require gun owners to list their firearms on their tax documents (and pay upward of $50 per gun owned).

There is no such bill. Also generating talk is HR 45, The Blair Holt Act. Sponsored by U.S. Rep. Bobby Rush (D-Ill.), HR 45 calls for, amongst other things, all handgun owners to submit to the federal government a formal application including: photo identification, fingerprints, medical and mental health records and a completed written firearm safety examine.

The legislation also mandates that a federal database be established of all firearm
sales and transfers. Though this legislation is real and NSSF is continuing to monitor it, industry and gun owners should not be concerned. HR 45 has no co-sponsors and is not a threat to become law.

I have been receiving many emails over the past few months about these attempts to impose draconian gun control measures. We can perhaps calm down a bit but still remain watchful over those who would deny us our 2nd Amendment rights.

Appetite Suppressant

I saw a short video clip of Tom DeLay dancing to the sixties oldie "Wild Thing" tonight on the O'Really Factor. This must be the DeLay Diet because after viewing that clip I threw up in my mouth and now I cannot eat a thing.

This Time He Shuts His Pie Hole

When Obongo's racist buddy, Harvard Professor Henry Gates, was arrested by Cambridge Police Sergeant James Crowley, Obongo couldn't contain himself and condemned the cops for "acting stupidly" even though he admitted that he didn't know all the facts.

Now that there are videos galore detailing ACORN's blatant criminal facilitation, that lying incompetent fool in the White House says this on ABC:

STEPHANOPOULOS: How about the funding for ACORN?

OBAMA: You know, f -- frankly, it's not really something I've followed closely. I didn't even know that ACORN was getting a whole lot of federal money.

Like the clown didn't know what was going on with his long time enablers and partners in crime. I only hope that Obongo will be dragged down and immobilized by his association with that scandalous organization. I truly dread the next three years.

They Won't Stop And They Won't Go Away

Obongo is working the crowd for new world-wide financial regulations:

President Barack Obama said tougher financial regulations are needed worldwide to protect consumers, provide economic stability and prevent future crises.

[...]Obama said a central element to this regulatory overhaul is a new agency to oversee consumer products, including mortgages and credit cards.

While the UN is fear-mongering the rest of the world:

The swine flu pandemic could kill millions and cause anarchy in the world's poorest nations unless £900m can be raised from rich countries to pay for vaccines and antiviral medicines, says a UN report leaked to the Observer.

[...]Some officials within WHO believe, however, that this will not be enough. One said that richer countries were reluctant to pay out all of the money that was needed. "The downturn means that governments countries are reluctant to give," he said

It's a full court press peeps.

These sonsabitches won't stop until they have their fingers in everyone's wallet so they can divy it up amongst corrupt politicians in every freaking country in the world..

A Day At The Movies

Obongo has asked NY Governor Paterson to bow out of the gubernatorial race next year due to fears that his unpopularity will negatively impact Democratic candidates and give faltering Republican fortunes a boast by energizing their base. This is of particular concern as rumors that Giuliani may yet run for governor in 2010. Best of all, Obongo is doing this to one of the only two black governors in the Country...

This is all happening as the ACORN fiasco is still developing. It is a double feature matinee worthy of a family outing at the local theater. Pass the popcorn please. Better make that a super jumbo size with extra butter.

And best of all, it is a pirate double feature! The Democrats have attacked their own fleets, boarded their own ships and are now gleefully cutting their own throats.

As a minor featurette, two thugs were shot to death in North Syracuse during a home invasion. Of course the gun control freaks in the newspaper described the weapon as a "pistol-grip shotgun." I guess that makes it sound more lethal or something. I am sure the two dead thugs couldn't give a rat's ass right now what kind of grip was used. Anyway, the featurette has a happy ending so far as the local cops have classified the incident as justifiable homicides. Our Office will get it shortly so a grand jury can chew on it for awhile.

UPDATE:
Gov. Paterson has responded to Obongo's invitation to wait out the next dance. I'm afraid Obongo ain't gonna like the 2010 NY dance card.

A defiant Gov. Paterson Sunday said he still plans to run for a full four-year term next year despite a stunning White House request that the poll-challenged governor step aside.

"I've said time and time again I am going to run for governor next year," Paterson said in Harlem. "My plans have not changed."

[...]Paterson's job approval rating has hovered at around 20% for months and a poll just last week showed 65% of Democrats hoping someone else would run.

There's going to be a battle royal come primary time. I can only imagine that Guiliani is licking his chops and polishing his dancing shoes.

Less Bang For The Clunk

A big H/T to retired cop Al for the following analysis of the Cash for Clunkers scam program :

A vehicle at 15 mpg traveling 12,000 miles per year uses 800 gallons a year of gasoline.

A vehicle at 25 mpg traveling 12,000 miles per year uses 480 gallons a year.

So, the average clunker transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year.

They claim 700,000 vehicles - so that's 224 million gallons/year.

That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil.

5 million barrels of oil is about ¼ of one day's US consumption.

And, 5 million barrels of oil costs about $375 million dollars at $75/bbl.

So, we all contributed to spending $3 billion to save $375 million.

How good a deal was that???

They'll probably do a great job with health care though!!

John J. Lotze

Actually the payback period is five years.
Do the math a little differently - use the price of gas rather than the price of a barrel of crude. Those 224 million gallons of gas at $2.70 a gallon cost $604.8 million. If the price of gas remains constant, the pay back is 4.96 years.

Waiting For The Movie

Charlie the Cop sent me this:

For those who are unaware, at a military theater, the National Anthem is played before every movie.

I recently attended a showing of 'Superman 3' here at LSA Anaconda. We have a large auditorium we use for movies, as well as memorial services and other large gatherings. As is the custom back in the States, we stood and snapped to attention when the National Anthem began before the main feature. All was going as planned until about three-quarters of the way through The National Anthem the music stopped.

Now, what would happen if this occurred with 1,000 18-22 year-olds back in the States? I imagine there would be hoots, catcalls, laughter, a few rude comments; and everyone would sit down and call for a movie. Of course, that is, if they had stood for the National Anthem in the first place.

Here, the 1,000 Soldiers continued to stand at attention, eyes fixed forward. The music started again. The Soldiers continued to quietly stand at attention. And again, at the same point, the music stopped.. What would you expect to happen? Even here I would imagine laughter, as everyone finally sat down and expected the movie to start.

But here, you could have heard a pin drop. Every Soldier continued to stand at attention. Suddenly there was a lone voice, then a dozen, and quickly the room was filled with the voices of a thousand soldiers, finishing where the recording left off:

"And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave."

It was the most inspiring moment I have had here in Iraq . I wanted you to know what kind of Soldiers are serving you here. Remember them as they fight for you!

Pass this along as a reminder to others to be ever in prayer for all our soldiers serving us here at home and abroad. For many have already paid the ultimate price...

Written by Chaplain Jim Higgins

LSA Anaconda is at the Ballad Airport in Iraq , north of Baghdad

Three More On The Way

The sharks are smelling blood. So far only Louisiana has initiated an investigation into possible illegal activties by ACORN. But this has been followed by the King's County District Attorney's Office (Manhattan, NY) who will be starting an investigation.

In addition Gov. Ahnuld Schwarzenator has made a recommendation that the California Attorney General's Office initiate the same kind of investigation.

Over the past few days, I have seen a series of news stories regarding the ACORN organization that have concerned me greatly. As you may be aware, the most recent report has come out of San Bernardino. Given this, I believe it is appropriate that your office launch a full investigation into ACORN's activities in California. My administration stands ready to assist in any way necessary.

Unfortunately Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown is the CA AG.

I just found out that ACORN gets to co-run some NYC schools! How would you like to have your children taught in a school run by these clowns?

Drooling Anti-Semite Idiot

Jimmy Carter accuses Americans of being racist because they oppose Obongo's attempts to turn this country into a communist shithole.

This drooling anti-semite is practicing what is known as projection, "the unconscious act of denial of a person's own attributes, thoughts, and/or emotions, which are ascribed to the outside world..."

Because he is a racist, Carter denies this attitude in himself and ascribes the same vileness to those he feels threatened by.

For four years this pathetic excuse for a human was one of the most powerful men on the planet.

I wonder if the Democrats will throw themselves into another paroxysm of grief similar to that given for Commodore Buick? Hopefully we will find out real soon.

SOS for the USS ACORN

James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles have torpedoed the tramp steamer ACORN. They put four fish in her below the waterline and she is now dead in the water.

Big Government has the latest video of O'Keefe and Giles being entertained by an ACORN nutcase who admits to killing her husband and running a prostitution ring. If I was a cop (and I was) I'd be running this wacko's name through the wringer to see if there is any credence to her claims and sending my financial crimes investigators to seize their books.

And perhaps more high explosive fish are on their way to the beleaguered craft; the USS O'Keefe seems to have more torpedoes than originally thought. In addition, the republicans have launched their owm small task force that has ringed the ACORN with several salvos, the latest one from top Congressional leaders John Boehner, Eric Cantor and Dave Camp.

They wrote Obongo to ask that he immediately sever all ties between ACORN and the IRS. Seems that ACORN gets government funds to prepare tax returns for the po' peoples. In addition to that request, they are also asking that an investigation be commenced into whether or not ACORN is promoting tax fraud. This is the big one. This could truly put a lot of the ACORN crew deep in shark infested waters without life jackets as well as their clients.

The fireworks ain't over yet.

ACORN, Unicorns And Baby Seals

Today the Senate voted 83 to 7 to deny federal funds for housing and community grants to ACORN. Apparently the undercover videotaping operation carried out by two amateur sleuths, James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles, was enough to embarass the Senate into action. Three times the pair portrayed themselves as a young pimp and his prostitute and got ACORN employees to coach them in ways to fraudulently obtain mortgage loans and falsify their tax records.

In Baltimore, Washington, DC, and again in New York City, ACORN employees were more than happy to advise O'Keefe and Giles on how to break the law. And Glenn Beck hints that there may be more videos forthcoming. What more could ACORN do on hidden video to piss people off? Sacrificing baby seals while serving snail darter hors d'oeuvres? Replacing 16w CFL's with 150w incandescants? Partial birth abortions of pregnant unicorns?

I believe that this change of senatorial discretion/direction may not have happened if not for the 2 million + people who decided to pay a visit to Washington DC last week. Kinda like Mom and Dad walking into your bedroom unexpectedly and catching you jacking off in your sister's training bra.

They did not expect those kinds of numbers.
They did not expect the passion, the commitment.
They did not expect the screaming matches at their usually boring August town hall meetings.
They did not expect the angry emails and phone calls.
They did not expect that Glen Beck would discover their secret handshake.
They did not expect the shitstorm that has erupted amidst their comfortable, pampered existence.

The pols are running scared.

Next Time...

I saw this unbelievable video at Michelle Malkin's site. It shows the crowd gathering for the march on Washington on 9/12. Ms. Malkin tears apart the "nutroot" claim that the video is fake.



As far as I am concerned, if we have to do this again, if the politicians in DC still won't listen that we are sick and tired of their corrupt practices, then next time we burn it all down.

In a related matter, News Busters quotes Newt Gringrich's explanation of the anger displayed by Republicans during Obongo's self serving television speech last week.

I can go through the president's speech and find a lot of things that I like. Then I go to the House Democratic bill and I don't find a single one of those things reflected in the legislation. Now, they, they literally had voted down efforts to make sure that health insurance only went to people who are legally in the United States. So they would have to go back and have very significant changes, which I think would split the Democratic caucus. And I think part of the reason you saw some, some real anger about the speech is he kept describing things that had been explicitly not put in the bill on the House side, and the House bill has no resemblance to the president's speech.

Weirdos

Why do so many weird people have this compulsion to draw attention to themselves? As a cop I had hundreds of contacts with weirdos; I have been in their homes. I once nearly shot a guy who was walking down the street at 3 am clad in tin foil, hamburger grills wrapped around his legs and carrying an axe. The really crazy ones are the exceptions, luckily. Most are just ... strange.

But their strangeness drives them to announce their presence amongst us. Like encountering an unexpected mirror in a dimly lit room, suddenly we are confronted with an image that we are not quite sure how to interpret. Is this familar? Do I know this person? What the hell?

The UK Telegraph has published a list of the twenty weirdest Craigslist advertisements from people like that; strange folk who have managed to thrust their twisted essence into our existence.

I am passing on just a few of them for your examination and enlightenment:

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit (Pittsburgh, PA)

"I will pay you $1 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure. DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.

Sorta reminds me of the famous Botticelli painting of "Venus Rising From the Lasagna." And I do not want to know how he seasons his pasta or with what.

No issues here folks, let's keep moving - there's more.

Wanted: Pony (Anchorge, Alaska)

"My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there'll be a lot of children around, so I figured I'd better get a pony. If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbecue sauce in it's bedding or add some Lawry's to it's salt lick - I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it's peak by the time I take possession." If things work out well, I may contact you for other parties I'll be involved in; they kids can't tell the difference between ponies and burger, and usually they're a lot cheaper.

And you can ride these burgers.

The next one is my personal favorite. I think the missing items have been kept as a trophy.

My teeth (Los Angeles, CA)

"I left my Dentures in your Silverado last night. I gave you my number but did not get yours. Please call me asap. I need my teeth. We met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. Get back to me asap please. Thank you."

Now THAT was a magical evening 'cause the stars came out when the sun went down.

Craigslist has there own Strangelist (Best of Craigslist) that you can sample.

This gal is more pathetic than strange.

To the Hot Guy at Priest Lake on the 4th of July (Nashville, TN)

I have some interesting news. You are going to be a father, twice. I don't remember your name but I do remember your license plate number. I really hope you see this. You promised me that you would pull out, and clearly you didn't. You had brown hair and brown eyes, and had a very specific tattoo. My parents have kicked me out of the house, and I'm not making enough working at Waffle House. I was hoping that you could help me out. My car's not big enough for the three of us. If you are enough of a man to be responsible for your actions, contact me.

This next guy is just an immature asshole.

I Puked in Your Purse (Lansing, MI)

You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!!

There is something wrong with this city. Seriously.

Paddle (Pittsburgh, PA - AGAIN!!)

That's right, a paddle. Lightly used. OK, not that lightly used. Not used on that many people, OK? Mostly just my ex's bottom. And a bit on mine. I tried using it on a really freaky girl a few weeks ago, and that was it - the magic was gone. There was nothing there. I thought paddles were exempt from the typical breakup sex toy uselessness, but I was terribly mistaken. This thing is dead to me. However, you can make my loss your gain! Seriously, despite my crippling emotional detachment from this paddle and my tendency to replace intimacy with alcohol, I can tell you this is one heck of a paddle.

I cut this last one off short. This freak even included photos. Quite frankly there are places where I do not need to go.

Dang! People are so messed up! Just the addy for this one - it is just sooo wrong on sooo many levels.

Why They Want Us To Forget 9/11

I will never forget the morning of September 11, 2001. We were in our old office complex on the 12th floor of the downtown Civic Center. I walked by the office of the homicide bureau chief and noticed a small group of ADA's standing in the doorway watching a TV monitor. There was a story about a burning building of some kind and I asked what was going on. They told me that a plane had crashed into the World Trade Center. I looked at the smoke for a second and thought, "How the %^$# can you miss a building that size? Must be a suicide," and went back to my desk. I didn't know that it was a passenger jet.

A little while later I walked past the office again; there were a few more people watching the newscast. I stopped again and watched for a few minutes. I was told that a passenger jet had crashed into the WTC and that the building was being evacuated. Now I started to pay attention to what was being said on the television.

Then I saw the second plane crash into the other tower.

It was a truly gut wrenching moment. I felt as though I was physically punched in the stomach. Twice is no coincidence. Instantly, without a doubt, I knew we were at war. I did not know who attacked us; didn't care either.

Something was rising in my throat.
It was rage. I couldn't talk.

Those who seek to enslave us first must lull us to sleep. This is America. As a Japanese general officer once said, there is a rifle behind every blade of grass. For us to be defeated it must come from within. For too many decades we have been preoccupied with external threats and have ignored the internal ones.

The threat that will bring us to our knees is not the result of invasion, but from neglect. Our death as a free nation will not come from explosions but from rot.

That threat is being realized today in the form of the Democratic Party.

Let's remove the veneer of civility, the Democratic Party is controlled by socialist thugs who have patiently waited for the opportunity to impose their values on a sluggish. materialistic population who is more concerned with the number of chocolate chips in their cookies rather than their freedom.

Some have been diligently warning about this for a long time. To their credit, many people are finally waking up. Like a dreamer caught up in a nightmare and shuddering awake, we regain our prospective with Joe Wilson's heartfelt spontaneous utterance as a rallying cry, "You lie."

Rub the naivety out of your eyes America. Get your ass out of your suddenly cold and uncomfortable bed. We are still at war with people who hate what we stand for and if we are not diligent, we will surely find that, as a nation, we will no longer be different, we will be just like the rest of the world.

We will no be the incredible story of success and hope that the rest of the world longed to emulate. We will no longer be the coveted destination for the disenfranchised, the hopeless, the starving and destitute.

We will become just another socialist shithole that people seek to escape.

That is what Obama and his commie thugs have in store for America.

Vince Speaks His Mind

A big H/T to another retired cop, CPDCOPPURR

This is really nuts. Enjoy

Great Democratic Orators

GREAT ORATORS OF THE PARTY WHO IS RUNNING OUR COUNTRY

'One man with courage makes a majority.' - Andrew Jackson

'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' - Franklin D. Roosevelt

'The buck stops here.' - Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.' - John F. Kennedy



And now let's hear from today's Democrats...

'It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?' - Bill Clinton

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.' - Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.' - John Edwards

'I invented the Internet' - Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.' - Joe Biden (2005)

' America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was....uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' - Barack Obama

'I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.' - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.' - Sen. Harry Reid (Quoted 2008)

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.' - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)

HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?

''Life's tough ....... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne


H/T to retired cop buddy Al

Obongo Goes On Trial?

I don't know how much credence to place on this article, but if it is true, things could get very interesting for Obongo. From World Net Daily:

A California judge today tentatively scheduled a trial for Jan. 26, 2010, for a case that challenges Barack Obama's eligibility to be president based on questions over his qualifications under the requirements of the U.S. Constitution.

If the case actually goes to arguments before U.S. District Judge David Carter, it will be the first time the merits of the dispute have been argued in open court, according to one of the attorneys working on the issue.

All we ask is that some daylight be shone on this issue. All Obongo and his keepers have done is dismiss claims of his foreign birth as ridiculous and label those who questions his nationality as "birthers." The same claims were made against John McCain who was born in Panama, but he coughed up all the required documents. Obongo still refuses to release his long form birth record.

But the judge did not immediately rule on Taitz' motion to be granted discovery – that is the right to see the president's still-concealed records. Nor did Carter rule immediately on a motion to dismiss the case, submitted by the U.S. government, following discussion over Taitz' challenge to the work of a magistrate in the case.

The judge did comment that if there are legitimate constitutional questions regarding Obama's eligibility, they need to be addressed and resolved.

Carter ordered a hearing Oct. 5 on the motion to dismiss and ordered arguments submitted on the issue of discovery.

If the case survives that challenge, a pretrial hearing has been scheduled for Jan. 11 and the trial for two weeks later.

Keep an eye on this one. It may be complete crap and end up like every other attempt to examine his birth certificate, but then again...

I'll act as Devil's Advocate just to stir the pot and throw this in:

Maybe he and the demoncrats are struggling to ram all this deficit spending down our throats in order to beat the reaper so to speak; if Obongo's call to American birth is bogus, there'll be absolute hell to pay so they'd better get all their Xmas shopping done in a big hurry.

Obongo's Lies

I could not bring myself to listen to that man tonight.

So I baked some nice whole wheat bread and checked my ass for ticks instead. In all, a much more productive evening.

Washington DC Tea Party

The Tea Party express is coming to Washington DC on 9/12.
Lets see how the media hides this as they do most other causes which celebrate non-liberal ideology.

Let there be no doubt.
We are in danger of losing our liberties.
The Declaratoin of Independence states that "... they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights..."
Those rightds are the liberties that we are so proud of and so many of us swore to defend. And they were given to us by God.

We can talk all we want and post dire warnings and cry and shout deprecations but that will not change a thing. As a Nation we have offended God and this is what happens; Israel suffered the same fate after being lead out of Egyptian bondage. We have abandoned the faith of our fathers and will suffer the consequences.

Abraham Lincoln saw perceivced the same danger and on March 30th, 1863, attempted to address a national failure through his Proclamation Appointing a National Fast Day.

I will reproduce this proclamation in part:

And whereas it is the duty of nations as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling power of God, to confess their sins and transgressions, in humble sorrow, yet with assured hope that genuine repentance will lead to mercy and pardon; and to recognize the sublime truth, announced in the Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord.

And, insomuch as we know that, by His divine law, nations like individuals are subjected to punishments and chastisements in this world, may we not justly fear that the awful calamity of civil war, which now desolates the land, may be but a punishment, inflicted upon us, for our presumptuous sins, to the needful end of our national reformation as a whole People? We have been the recipients of the choicest bounties of Heaven. We have been preserved, these many years, in peace and prosperity. We have grown in numbers, wealth and power, as no other nation has ever grown. But we have forgotten God. We have forgotten the gracious hand which preserved us in peace, and multiplied and enriched and strengthened us; and we have vainly imagined, in the deceitfulness of our hearts, that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own. Intoxicated with unbroken success, we have become too self-sufficient to feel the necessity of redeeming and preserving grace, too proud to pray to the God that made us!

It behooves us then, to humble ourselves before the offended Power, to confess our national sins, and to pray for clemency and forgiveness.

Let us remember the words of wisdom and warning given to us by God in 2 Chronicles 7:14:

"...if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. "

Why Do We Labor?

I suspect I work as hard as I do for the same reasons that motivate most of you; I work to support my family, my church and my community (police, fire, etc.). And every now and then daddy gets himself a new firearm. Once every seven years or so I replace my vehicle. No more.

Due to intrusive, immoral and illegal government intervention, the average tax independence day for all Americans is August 12th.

In 1997 it was July 3rd.

We now all work for the government.

Happy Labor Day.

It Was Bound To Happen

They were warned time after time.
Do not let this happen.
Keep Chris Matthews away from the President we warned them, but nooooooo, they knew better.
So the meeting was scheduled with predictable results.



The Secret Service had to use a firehose to break up the "meeting."

H/T to Charley for the video.

Time Warner Cable v. FIOS

I have just about had it with Tome Warner cable internet service. I have looked into the fiber optic internet service offered by the telelphone company; in my instance, Verizon. There are pros and cons to either side but does anyone have any opinions or experience in this matter?