Thursday, September 10, 2009

Great Democratic Orators

GREAT ORATORS OF THE PARTY WHO IS RUNNING OUR COUNTRY

'One man with courage makes a majority.' - Andrew Jackson

'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' - Franklin D. Roosevelt

'The buck stops here.' - Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.' - John F. Kennedy



And now let's hear from today's Democrats...

'It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?' - Bill Clinton

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.' - Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.' - John Edwards

'I invented the Internet' - Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.' - Joe Biden (2005)

' America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was....uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' - Barack Obama

'I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.' - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.' - Sen. Harry Reid (Quoted 2008)

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.' - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)

HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?

''Life's tough ....... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne


H/T to retired cop buddy Al

3 comments:

Cookie..... said...

Great post Sig, great post! Especially the last quote by "the Duke"... ;-)

sig94 said...

The nutbags are running the asylum Cookie. Nothing will ever be the same.

Jessica@Safe Payday Loans said...

I couldn't stop laughing after reading your post. That dig on Obama was totally on-point! I will definitely tell my friends to look it up.