Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Meghan Fox Got NOTHIN On My Honey

Meghan Fox, the beautiful actress/seductress/auto mechanic/ "Criminals are hawt!"/temptress in the Transformers movie is, in one way, built like my wife. They both have weird thumbs. Ms. Fox's right thumb is pictured below. My wife's hands are tiny. Our middle daughter's hands are even smaller, but her thumbs are not weird. When she was young, my wife used to hide her thumbs because she was embarrassed by their appearance.

But you know what? My wife and Ms. Fox are beautiful woman. Anyone who spends time obsessing over their thumbs when there are so much more attractive "attributes" that they possess is ... well, their cheese ain't centered on their cracker.

Get a life, huh?


USA_Admiral said...

Thumbs are just a small part of the person.

Mope said...

Sig- This broad has more serious problems than her thumbs, check this out-
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual,” the 22-year-old Transformers star tells Esquire magazine. “But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

Huh? Whaddid she say?

sig94 said...

ROTFLMAO! Heeeeheeeeeheeeee! All that sexy packaging wrapped around a tongue operated carpet cleaner!

Yeah, transform THIS!

Anonymous said...

Sig, the science is not settled and there has been no consensus reached, and without photographic evidence to back up your claim about these alleged "attributes", I'm afraid the debate must continue.

sig94 said...

My wife or Meghan's attributes? One is certainly possible, even probable ala a Lindsay Lohen type Twitter; the other... at your own peril, sir.

Subvet said...

Thumbs up to this post. Obsessing on such minor anomaly as that is, hands down, absolutely weird.

"...their cheese ain't centered on their cracker."

You've put your finger on the problem there!

Sarah said...

I also have those thumbs. At first I was so ashamed and embarrassed but I finally came to realize that that is the way God made me and I have nothing to be ashamed of.

sig94 said...

Sarah - If you are half as delightful as my wife you are assured of a wonderful life.