Sunday, October 04, 2009

Fly The Friendly Skies

I have flown more in the past year (St. Louis a year ago and San Jose last July) than in the previous thirty years. But I think I would seriously consider taking the train if I ever had a flight like this:

Two pilots have been grounded after they allegedly left their cockpit mid-flight to trade punches with crew members in front of stunned passengers.

Severe turbulence broke out on the Air India flight after an air hostess accused the men of sexual harassment.

The 120 passengers watched as the pair left the jet controls to brawl in the aisle with the crew, the Times Of India reported.

As the row escalated the pilots threatened to divert the jet to Pakistan.

I submit the following with apology to Rudyard Kipling:
Tho' the stewardess is pretty,
And the crew done squeezed her titty,
Keep your damn hands on the control stick, Gunga Din!


Mope said...

Hey Sig, I just heard the name of the air hostess was Connie Francis.

♫ Who's SARI now? ♫


sig94 said...

Oh yeah
Connie Fazawani Francis. Hands out bags of deep fried cockroach heads on international flights.