I was looking through our DVD's tonight wondering what I will throw up on the TV. I reached for the LTR trilogy when I realized that I can't bear to see it again. I have had enough of that whiny faggot Frodo. I want the Orcs to have their way with him.
Instead, I will watch Godzilla kick the ever-lovin' crap out of NYC and wash it down with home baked apple pie and slow churned pumpkin ice cream.