500 Magnum

This is a picture of a S&W 500 Magnum in the act of farting out a 440 grain hunk-a-luv at 1625 fps and at 2,580 ft-lbs of energy.

In comparison, the 7.62mm (.308) NATO round, a 148gr grain bullet delivers 2,486 ft.lbs of energy.

This is what makes a bear shit in the woods.

It would make me shit in Starbucks during the noon rush hour.

And here it is again.

I haven't seen flames that big coming out of an opening that small since little Tommy Flavin lit a bare assed fart at Boy Scout camp after bean burrito night and fried his butthole.