Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Argentine Musings

Gov. Sanford needs to drink a great big cup of STFU. Like a two liter bottle - and not diet STFU, but straight up STFU.

He claims to be trying to patch things up with his wife but he keeps on shooting off his mouth about his soufuvdaborder cha-cha. How she is his "soul mate," that this was not merely a frolic , but a love story:

Sanford insisted his relationship with Maria Belen Chapur, whom he met at an open air dance spot in Uruguay eight years ago, was more than just sex.

"This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story," Sanford said. "A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day."

What was he thinking? "Oh gee, if my pissed off, humiliated wife could only know how much I love this other woman, well, maybe she'll take me back?"

But it gets even better. Not satisfied with rubbing his wife's face in one relationship, he decides to make things even spicer by admitting that -

he "crossed the lines" with a handful of other women during 20 years of marriage, but not as far as he did with his mistress.

"There were a handful of instances wherein I crossed the lines I shouldn't have crossed as a married man, but never crossed the ultimate line," he said.

What's the ultimate line with these women? Wearing their underwear? Screwing their husbands? What is this mysterious line of demarcation whence he transports himself into handfuls of crossings?

It's like Obama spending our way into prosperity, or Bill Clinton getting sucked into marital fidelity. These idiots just don't get it.


Diller said...

He sure don't look like a Don Juan,which means he must of spent a hellava lot of the citizens tax money.or be hung like John Holmes? Maybe the missus should do a Bobbit reenactment,or at the least a good ol fashion castration.Like we say when we cut the bull calves.takes their mind off ass,and puts it on grass:)

sig94 said...

Put his mind on the taxpayer rather than the Argentina tooky player.

USA_Admiral said...

What passes for news today makes me wonder if we don't deserved getting nuked.