Friday, April 07, 2006

Idiots And Stupid Fish Jokes

Yesterday a Syracuse man, Shawn Rowser, 36, was arguing with friends and relatives over a cheap gold necklace he bought that turned green. One of his friends/relatives shot Rowser in the foot. So his bling lost its zing, and he got dinged. Idiots.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

Kirkuk- eight mass graves containing around 1,000 bodies have been found near Iraq's northern oil hub of Kirkuk, the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK) announced on Thursday.
"Most of the victims were Kurds, as well as some Christians and Turcoman, who lived in these two majority Kurdish villages," the PUK said in a statement.
Numerous mass graves of Kurds in the north and Shi'ites in the south have been discovered since the fall of Saddam's regime in 2003. United States officials believe there could be at least 300 000 bodies buried across Iraq."

The moonbats still shriek and howl about our presence in Iraq but never said a word when Clinton bombed the Serbs back into the Stone Age for killing thousands of Muslims. These idiots could be tripping over Iraqi corpses in their livingrooms and they wouldn't bat an eye.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam."

Caracas, Venezuela - Supporters of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez pelted the U.S. ambassador's car with fruit, vegetables, and eggs on Friday, and a group of motorcyclists chased his convoy for miles, at times pounding on the cars, a U.S. Embassy official said. No one was hurt.

Glad to hear that no Americans were hurt, but how come not one of these idiots were shot??!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

GAZA (Reuters) - Five militants including a senior commander were killed in an explosion that hit a car and a militant base in the southern Gaza on Friday, Palestinian witnesses said. Militants said the blast was caused by an Israeli airstrike.

You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, etc. These idiots must have forgotten the words to this song.

Where do you find a crab with no legs? Exactly where you left it.

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