Thursday, May 20, 2010

Obamateur

Obongo and the First Wookie conduct a series of Humiliation tours, bowing and scraping to assorted murderous heathens and then traveling to our oldest, most loyal ally to honor the Queen of England by grabbing her ass or some other such nonsense in blatant violation of protocol while waving gift DVD's around like incense at a High Catholic Mass.

But for the beaners, our most corrupt neighbor/nation and the architect of many of our border woes? - Oburrito and the First Titless Taco pull out all the stops.

Obamateur, def:

A scheming, lying politician who through his vast experience with corrupt strongarm practices reveals himself to be completely inexperienced or unskilled in statesmanship and good decision-making.

4 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

He is unbelievable, as is his administration.

Quite Rightly said...

Too true. And some leaders get left waiting for Obama to finish dinner, and some get put out with the trash.

Scheming, lying, corrupt, strongarm, sure.

But I'm not so sure about the unskilled in good decision making part. In fact, I think it's generous. He's got the whole country from whom to choose advisors that will help him get the results he wants. His decisions might be the perfect ones to get him to his goals.

sig94 said...

Admiral - his administation is becoming too believable.

Quite Rightly - you're probably right. His decisions are augering us into the ground, just where he wants us.

Opus #6 said...

But doncha know that hope and change will conquer all (wretch)