So the old broad has gotten a little testy over the years.Gaia being the primordial element from which all the gods originated was worshiped throughout Greece, but later she went into decline and was supplanted by other gods.
No one sends her flowers any more.
And after seeing all this white stuff over the last twelve hours, I have reached some new scientific conclusions.
Global warming is caused by Gaia's hot flashes as she stumbles into menopause. This has lead US scientists to explore means of locking Gaia in a closet for the next ten years using massive hormone replacement IV's to offset the mood swings.
They're just stumped on what to do with all the empty boxes of chocolates.
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