In the wilds of Mount Victoria in the Phillipines, a new species of carnivorous plant has been discovered. It resembles a slipper and can kill large rats with its digestive juices. The stem portion can grow as large as four feet long.
Conservative scientists are experimenting with a variant that resembles a pair of Birkenstocks that will eat liberals from the feet up.
3 comments:
I would invest heavily in this endeavor.
How do I contribute?
I believe there is an organization, Footwear O'Doom, where you can contribute.
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