Monday, August 17, 2009

DNC Wild Kingdom

In the wilds of Mount Victoria in the Phillipines, a new species of carnivorous plant has been discovered. It resembles a slipper and can kill large rats with its digestive juices. The stem portion can grow as large as four feet long.

Conservative scientists are experimenting with a variant that resembles a pair of Birkenstocks that will eat liberals from the feet up.


USA_Admiral said...

I would invest heavily in this endeavor.

Subvet said...

How do I contribute?

sig94 said...

I believe there is an organization, Footwear O'Doom, where you can contribute.