Friday, May 16, 2008

Do You Smell that?

The Aerie has a great post "Why John McCain Is An Ignoramus" and I am tempted to steal the entire thing. But here's a sampler.

John McCain is out courting the left by claiming that our solution to global warming is "Cap and Trade". This is folly. There are only 3 things you need to know about the anthropogenic global warming (AGW) hoax:

1. C02 (which plants love BTW) increases in the atmosphere FOLLOW global warming, not the other way around. If you look closely at the graph in "An Inconvenient Truth" you can see this. However, in this particular section of the film, Al Gore glosses over this fact and claims the opposite. The man is a greedy liar and should be kicked off the board of Apple.

2. If it were possible for man to warm the planet, IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING. When the planet was warmer in the past than it is now, civilization thrived. Cooling is MUCH more dangerous than warming and, ironically, global cooling will require much more energy to be expended to keep us and our crops warm.

3. We are officially now in our tenth year of global cooling and many scientists without an AGW grant are confirming that this is just the beginning. Expect MUCH cooler years ahead.

Drop on over to the Aerie to finish the read. I really liked Dan's closing paragraph:

But the reason that oil is eeevil is that it allows people to drive and we can't have that, nosiree. If people can drive where they want to then how can the we possibly control their lives? After all, the proletariate need to live in tall government provided housing near the center of crime ridden cities and ideally, should move from place to place using a urine encrusted public transportation system of some kind.

Urine encrusted transportation is endorsed by PETA. No animals are harmed in the production of urine.

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Urine, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of urine in the morning. It smells like ...... piss"

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