Police in Commerce City, Colorado, have arrested Baby Daddy after he argued with Baby Momma. It appears that Baby Daddy and Baby Momma belong to different street gangs. It also appears that the difference in gang membership was not a consideration for at least fifteen or twenty minutes when Baby was conceived.
Baby Daddy wants Baby to belong to one gang while Baby Momma insists that her gang be Baby's choice.
Baby Daddy caused some damage at a video store where the argument occured but did not seem to attack Baby Momma.
In another few generations we will not even recognize the culture these idiots belong to. It's like the movie Alien Nation; these freaks just popped out of warp drive while copulating and took up residence here.