They Got Their 100% DMR of Moonbat

BRUSSELS, Belgium — An animal lover was mauled to death by cheetahs after entering their cage at a zoo in northern Belgium, authorities and zoo officials said Monday.

Another PETA member graduates.

Karen Aerts, 37, of Antwerp, was found dead in the cage, Olmense Zoo spokesman Jan Libot said. Police said they ruled out any foul play.

Of course it wasn't foul play, it was feline play. Felines always play with their food.

Authorities believe Aerts, a regular visitor to the zoo, hid in the park late Sunday until it closed and managed to find the keys to the cheetah cage.

"Karen loved animals. Unfortunately the cheetahs betrayed her trust," Libot said.

One of the cats that killed Aerts was named Bongo, whom the woman had adopted under a special program. She paid for Bongo's food, Libot said.. [emphasis mine]

Just can't trust those cheetahs with a tasty moonbat in their cage. She certainly did throw herself, body and soul, into her commitment to the cheetahs. Bongo is very grateful and said *urp* just before he shat out her Birkenstocks. Authorities were grateful that she wasn't wearing Nikes because they tend to bind the big cats.

Animal rights group GAIA called for the immediate closure of the zoo, located 55 miles northeast of Brussels, saying it was unsafe for both visitors and the cats.

Aerts screwed up in that she didn't get the GAIA endorsement as a meat by product. You'd think instead that they'd name a special memorial medal for her. Or a new cat food product, maybe Aerts Bits or Fancy Feet.