Sunday, December 13, 2009

Caption Contest

Go, ahead, provide your own caption for this photo.

With a resounding "POP " Michelle proves once and for all that she can uncork a bottle of 1987 Chateau Briand using nothing but the cheeks of her ass.

OK, your turn.

11 comments:

Mope said...

"It's REPARATIONS for being a mean country!"

Subvet said...

Uh....do farts have lumps?

Fredd said...

Gimme an 'M'
Gimme an 'A'
Gimme an 'R'
Gimme an 'X'...

What's that spell?

Barak's hero!

aggie sprite said...

No, no...you are doing it wrong. THIS is how to look like a chimpanzee.

aggie sprite said...

Press those asscheeks together!! C'MON!!! You want Buns of Steel, you gotta feel the BURN!!!!

sig94 said...

LOL!

aggie sprite said...

And I just have to add this one:

What do you mean, I need MORE Boob Belt???

:D

Snarky Basterd said...

I really like my studded boob belt. It makes me feel like a biker chick.

sig94 said...

Actually it should be a barbed wire boob belt to keep roving hands away from those toxic pancakes.

Cookie..... said...

**Wink Wink**, and this is Tiger!

James said...

I think Tiger may have been cut down to size with recent events. Better make those hands about $100 million closer Michelle.