Friday, December 18, 2009

Future Democratic Senator From Massachusetts

In the wee hours of the morning, a four year old Tennessee boy runs away from home, steals beer from a neighbor's cooler, breaks into another neighbor's house and steals five Christmas presents, one of which is a little girl's dress.

When the police are called, the kid is drinking the beer and wearing the dress.

Ted Kennedy's replacement is in training.
He'll fit right in at Harvard.

4 comments:

Fredd said...

I'm surprised that the future senator didn't form the presents into a cross, then he'd REALLY be in trouble with those Massachusetts cops.

sig94 said...

Fredd - It's a matter of priority. Beer first, then dress. Or maybe dress first, then beer?

Subvet said...

He's got a long way to go in replacing Kennedy. To properly do that he should have been passed out in the bed with the little girl.

sig94 said...

Sub - Or his cousin beating the little girl to death with a nine iron.