About six or seven years ago I received an offer to train police officers in one of four locations: East Timor, Bosnia, Iraq or Afghanistan. The company, a contractor for the DoD, offered $120,000 a year for this service. As I treasure my testicles, I knew better than to pass this by my wife so I never responded to the offer.
The following video shows what training Iraqi cops can do for your patience and communications skills:
'Nuf said. This soldier is trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.