Friday, December 04, 2009

Shake, Shake Yer Green Thang

Copenhagen prostitutes were offended by a mass mailing from the Mayor to area hotels warning them not to arrange for Climate Summit guests to procure certain "services."

Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

This has stimulated a new underground industry dedicated to selling authentic looking reproductions of Bjerregaard's postcards. Called "Ritt's Hits" these postcards are selling like hotcakes.

With the right kind of ad campaign, all kinds of mottos spring to mind.

"I Screw for CO2"
"Try Doing THIS To A Polar Bear!"
"I Wanna See Your Hockey Stick"
"Al Gore Went To Copenhagen And All I Got Was The Clap"
"Carbon Credits Or Me?"
"Global Temperatures Won't Go Down Like I Do!"
Now I do not condone protitution for any reason but I am somewhat confused why the Mayor would specifically target a legitimate business within the City as prostitution is legal in Denmark. You can even look up places to find whores in Copenhagen on the internet. And what's with the warning, "Be sustainable - don't buy sex." What does that mean? Let's face it, they ain't buying, just renting.

Does the mild exercise and heavy breathing lead to the production of more carbon dioxide? How many hookers dies it take to equal the carbon output of a Grumman Gulfstream private jet? Will this mean that Climate Summit attendees' balls will turn blue unless the hookers turn green?

As Obongo has already used federal funds to support union thugs and community organizers, I am surprised that he has not seen fit to use stimulus funding to support prostitutes; after all, the difference between SIEU thugs, ACORN activists and whores is a matter of who they are being paid to screw. In the end, it's the taxpayers anyway you look at it.

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