Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Just What We Need

Stan Lee, the creater of Spider Man, has announced that he intends to release a new super hero - a homosexual super hero.

Lee has reportedly created a character called Thom Creed, a high-school basketball player who is forced to hide his sexuality as well as his superpowers.
It is not known what kind of powers Creed will display.

Lee, the former head of Marvel Comics - who also created the Hulk and the X-Men - will unveil Creed in an hour-long television special made in the US.

If he proves popular with audiences, the programme will be shown in Britain. Lee developed the idea of a gay character from the award-winning novel Hero by Perry Moore, the Sun reports.

A television industry source told the paper: “It was only a matter of time before we had our first gay superhero. And if there is one man who can make him a success it is Stan Lee.

I really don't want to try to wrap my head around this.

It is unknown what his superpowers will be.
Maybe he can pick up a fiver and count out change with his butt.

What do we call him? Assessory Man?

Up in the sky!
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
I don't know!
But he looks absolutely fabulous!

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