Sunday, March 07, 2010

Poor Man's Botox


NEWARK -- Six city women seeking backside enhancements have been hospitalized in the last two months after getting injected with mixtures of hardware-grade caulk, silicone and petroleum jelly, according to a report in the New York Post.

The New Jersey Department of Health reported the incidents, and hospital officials said the injections all happened in hotels around the Newark area, the paper reported. The women were all from the Dominican Republic. No one has been charged.

A spokesman for the New Jersey Department of Health also reports that the six woman now have backsides that are completely waterproofed and weather sealed to withstand a Category 5 hurricane.

6 comments:

Mope said...

Now they gots some "Great Stuff™"

Fredd said...

Why is it that only women have been noted using Poor Man's Botox? There are plenty of stupid guys out there too...

sig94 said...

Mope, I got some in the garage. I'm awfully tempted to use it where I'm sagging.

sig94 said...

Fredd - I think because they are very poor, that they were easy prey for some unscrupulous men. It's gotta be some cultural thing about their booties. I doubt they knew that they were about to be subjected to the Home Depot brand of Botox injection.

USA_Admiral said...

Can you imagine the smell?

sig94 said...

Admiral - Perhaps they could market it, "Eau de Replacement Window."