In a statement issued from his new estate in southern France, Chateau d'Gorcicle, climate genius Al Gore has issued new directives in his battle to combat mankind's greatest enemy - Global Warming.
These directives propose a revolutionary change to the way that the world will manufacture leisure products by taking advantage of global warming trends; that will not increase mankind's carbon footprint...
HOT TUBS AND JACUZZIS
That's what you'll be saying to your spouse as she lovingly hands you another cold, frosty glass of your favorite beverage as you loll in your new Gore Technologies™ carbon neutral jacuzzi! Global rising temperatures will bake your cares away without wasting a single kilowatt!
Nothing beats the heat as you unwind from a hard day at work!
And who knows? Maybe the little lady will join you for a relaxing dip once the kids are in bed! Oh you naughty guys! But don't worry, we won't be able to see a thing and you won't want to escape from your jacuzzi after just a few minutes!
LAWN FURNITURE
BILLARD AND POOL TABLES
3 comments:
I call first game!
Yep, hot stuff.
And now every plague, every mishap of mankind is due to Global Warming.
Crotch itch driving you crazy? Global Warming.
Your linguini overcooked? Global Warming.
Dandruff? Global Warming.
Kitchen needs remodeling? Global Warming.
Can't get laid? Global Warming.
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