YACHT DELIVERY
1) 65' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.
Cost $4,500,000.00
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2) Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owners' and a small group of friends.
Cost $500.00
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3) Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle.
Cost $2,500/hour
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(Note the guy in the stern)
4) Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork...
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Priceless...
I would have paid to see this.
A big H/T to Charlie the Cop.
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