And there was shooting and everything and DUDE! the snipers! and I was so scared because they always sent me where there were big mean snipers but I was so brave and I didn't wet my Depends and the soldiers were so big and mean and not like poor Vinnie who cried before I ... and it was cold too and the cold was big and mean and scary and the little girl wasn't big but she was mean and scary! and smelled real bad! but I wasn't afraid or anything! and DUDE! I sat down with the bigmeanscarypeople and we laughed and made peace and everything! and then we came home the end.
H/T to the Dread Pundit Bluto who is a big, mean, scary dude in his own right.
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