Israel's Unexpected Response

As Iarael continues "juicing" southern Lebanon, Hurtzbollah is now claiming that:

the guerrilla's leadership had not expected a massive offensive when it snatched the two Israeli soldiers.

After all, when tunneling under the border of a sovereign nation in violation of international law, killing two soldiers and kidnapping another, shouldn't one expect a more"naunced" response? These ragheads must have been coached by John Kerry.

"The truth is _ let me say this clearly _ we didn't even expect (this) response ... that (Israel) would exploit this operation for this big war against us," he said.

How dare Israel exploit murder and kidnapping!

The truth is_ let me say this clearly, it appears that Israel has had enough of your murderous treachery. Israel will no longer sit and watch it's children blown to pieces in deli's and pizzza parlors. Now it's time to pay the piper.

Instead, he said Hezbollah had thought Israel would respond to the soldiers' capture by snatching Hezbollah leaders in commando raids and that negotiations for a swap would start, giving Hezbollah the chance to try to win the release of Lebanese prisoners held by Israel.

Wrong. Let me say this clearly feznuts, Israel isn't "snatching" anything but ass now. You are not dealing with another United Nations swap meet brokered by Jimmah "Drool Along With Me" Cahtear. Israel demands that the kidnap victims (not hostages) be returned.

He called the Israeli assault "unjustified" and said Hezbollah would not lay down its weapons.

So Hurtzbollah views their murderous intrusion as simply a hostage gathering excursion. Maybe they stopped on their way back home with the one soldier they didn't murder and picked out some shower curtains. The U.S. also had hostages back in 1979-80. For over 400 days negotiations were conducted. Negotiations ended with the election of a new president who hadn't forgotten where he left his balls.

So much for the liberal meme that Israel was shocked by the strength of the Hurtzbollah attack. Now these bottom feeders of the Near East are crying in their qahwah (coffee) about the strength of the Israel armed forces. Doh! Where have you guys been for the last fifty-eight years that Israel's been kicking your asses?

Let me say this clearly, pour yourself another cup of qahwaaaaaaaah!