Friday, June 23, 2006

Sold His Soul For A Big Mac

This from Fox News:

Saddam Ends Hunger Strike After Skipping One Meal

"Saddam Hussein ended a hunger strike after missing just one meal, a U.S. official said Friday.

The former Iraqi leader announced the hunger strike through his lawyer Wednesday in protest over the killing of one of his lawyers by gunmen. He has resumed eating after skipping one meal," Lt. Kevin Curry told FOXNews.

After skipping lunch, he was driven nearly mad by deprivation after he missed his Scooter Pie snacktime. Saddam "Mother Of All Twinkies" Hussein collapsed with hunger and was administered an emergency goat cheese IV. After reviving, he demanded a creme filled Djinn Dog and a YooHoo.

Khamis al-Obedi, who represented Saddam and his half brother Barzan Ibrahim, was shot to death Wednesday after being abducted from his Baghdad home by men in police uniforms. His was the third killing of a member of the former Iraqi leader's defense team since the trial began some eight months ago.

Isn't Ramsey Clarke on this team? You just can't trust terrorists to do the job right.

Other members of the ex-president regime who joined the hunger strike have also resumed eating, Curry said.

Seems like they are all cut from the same cloth. Table cloth that is.

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