I'll Tell Where You Can Park Your Burritos

Why is it that these illegals who possess no skills have such an overvalued sense of worth? Look at this burrito pounding fool. He must have spent some time in one of our "self esteem preening" public schools where it isn't what you know that makes a difference, rather it's the inner glow that comes from not knowing that your IQ is the same as the wad of chewing gum you just smeared on the bottom of your chair.

You were made for minimum wage. No one, and I mean no one, spreads the refried beans better than you.

And as you apply your craft, you'll soon be promoted to the warmer and then to the cash register. There you will perfect your skill at recognizing the pretty little pictures of tacos, gorditas, and chalupas.

I mean, really, is this the threat we now have to face? We'll have to beg the Irish to open a chain of corned beef and cabbage restaurants to satisfy Americans who crave gassy foods.

There's no thinking twice, or even once. Park that burrito where you'll need a sour cream enema for seasoning.

We don't need your stinking burritos. What we do need is to have you gone.

Over two years ago (December 2004) the Washington Times did a story on the costs in California to handle illegal aliens. Then it was "$10.5 billion a year for education, health care and incarceration...The report also said the incarceration of convicted illegal aliens in state prisons and jails and uncompensated medical outlays for health care provided to illegal aliens each amounted to about $1.4 billion annually. The incarceration costs did not include judicial expenditures or the monetary costs of the crimes committed by illegal aliens that led to their incarceration. "

Last month I posted about a report from the National Institute of Corrections that gives an indication of costs to jail illegal aliens in all 50 states for the years 2002 and 2003:

Federal prison system expended $2.9 billion
State prison systems expended $2 billion
Local jail systems expended $1.3 billion
Total expenditures estimated at $3.1 billion annually

Now there are other costs finally coming to light. Congressman Steve King, R-Iowa, recently wrote a column for the Des Moines Register. In the column he states what would happen if there was no illegal immigration:

"There would be no one to smuggle across our southern border the heroin, marijuana, cocaine, and methamphetamines that plague the United States, reducing the U.S. supply of meth that day by 80%.

The lives of 12 U.S. citizens would be saved who otherwise die a violent death at the hands of murderous illegal aliens each day.

Another 13 Americans would survive who are otherwise killed each day by uninsured drunk driving illegals.

Our hospital emergency rooms would not be flooded with everything from gunshot wounds, to anchor babies, to imported diseases to hangnails, giving American citizens the day off from standing in line behind illegals.

Eight American children would not suffer the horror as a victim of a sex crime."

Sounds good to me. And don't forget to take your stinking burrito with you.