Showing posts with label Good Eatin'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Good Eatin'. Show all posts

Sunday, October 11, 2009

My Nomination For The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize

While grazing through Lucianne's I was apprised of the singlemost delicious, nutritious concoction on the face of the earth. Or for that matter, in its stomach.

The bacon cheese burger on a donut, or as I prefer to call it, the Police Quarter Pounder.

From ABC News:

[...] No, this isn't something out of "The Simpsons" or a reality TV show challenge. At just four inches in diameter, this little sandwich packs 1,500 calories. Meet the Craz-E Burger.

It's the latest bite of fair food to get attention this fall. It could be mistaken for your typical bacon cheeseburger from afar, but a closer look reveals the glaze of a fried Krispy Kreme donut.

This is a fast food junkies's dream. Believed to be invented by a bar owner in Decatur, Ga., who substituted a donut after running out of hamburger buns, he called it the Luther Burger, after Luther Vandross.

No matter the cost, we must identify the originator of this perfect confection for I am going to nominate him for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize for his contribution to law enforcement nutrition.
So, if you're at a State Fair in the near future, be sure to pound down a Police Quarter Pounder or two.

MMMM MMMM MMMM!

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Other White Meat

Oh I dunno, just thought I'd throw this WSJ article out there.

SEOUL, South Korea -- As the hot summer rolls around, many South Koreans will dine on a local dish that's often named "sweet meat" or "healthy soup."

The dish is dog -- and it supposedly gives an energizing boost without a filled-up feeling. Some say it enhances stamina and sexual prowess. But dog meat has recently been linked to a spate of salmonella and staph infections, drawing the attention of authorities -- and bringing a long-simmering cultural dispute to a boil.

Or it makes you want to piss on your neighbor's shrubs.

Though dog meat is officially banned in Seoul, enforcement is lax. It is served by an unsupervised industry of small farmers, butchers and mom-and-pop restaurants. In Seoul alone, some 530 restaurants have dog on the menu, mostly spicy dog-meat stew laced with ginger and garlic for about $10 a bowl, about twice as much as soups made with seafood or beef.

Now that puts a different angle on Shepard Pie. I guess everything on the menu comes in a doggie bag. I wouldn't mind trying Leg O'Lassie, or the Rin Tin Tin platter - broiled Boxer briquettes, poached Pinscher and refried Retriever. Maybe the ever popular Shih Tzu on a Stick, a relative of the corn dog on a leash...

In March, Seoul's food-safety office tied some salmonella cases to dog meat. Concerned, officials proposed designating dogs as "livestock," which would subject the meat to rules on sanitation. While there's no timetable for a final decision, the agency is now making a formal survey of handling methods at restaurants known to serve dog.

Getting your entre to "sit," "speak," and "roll over" can be an excellent way to work up a healthy appetite. You can even take your dinner for a healthy walk before hand. Those beautiful, adoring eyes looking at you lovingly from between your hands will go nicely with cocktail sauce.

[,,,]Outside the capital, there are no restrictions on dog meat. A large outdoor market in the suburb of Moran, 20 miles south of central Seoul, is one of the centers of the trade in South Korea. About a dozen butchers line a row at the market, with a shop that sells herbs and spices for the stew at the end. The smell of butane, used to fuel burners to remove fur from dog carcasses, hangs over the market. Some butchers also sell goat, goose and chicken.

Today, most dog meat comes from a breed simply known as "yellow dog" that looks similar to an indigenous hunting breed called Jindo. Most are raised on farms with dozens of other dogs, fed scrap from restaurants and sold for meat at between 12 and 18 months of age.

Yellow dog, the Angus of the breed.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Iranians Don't Have Chili

Tonight is a little cool, temps down in the fifties. So my bride rustled up some of her special homemade chili Eye-talian style (served over small pasta) with hot muffins made from Uncle Buck's Corn Bread mix. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I pity the Iranians... This delicious stuff just doesn't set well with pita bread.